My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
* kisses myself good morning and slaps my own butt *
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
starting today all blogs without the following images will be deleted within 24 hours
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower...
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy